Thread: Who has made contact with demons?

Can I eat the dickhead now or later.?

Originally Posted by makaveli203

what's wrong **** head? you sad that someone doesn't believe in contacting demons for help, and doesn't believe that their some nice lovy dovy entity? as for getting my info from a book, that's funny as it's fucking idiots like you who go to books so you can learn on how to summon a demon who ends up fucking you in the ass for good measure.

oh it's a little role player. **** you newbie go **** harry potter.

Originally Posted by AlchemicEnchanter

Mrs. Peel, if you can provide a rational explanation of what happened, or even your views on the subject that would be most helpful. What I tell is what I have experienced one way or another. If there are certain points that do not align with your documents, please, by all means, say so. What I tell is from what I can rationalize from both what I have read and learned as a result of these events.

So you're view on demons, or my demon story Mrs. Peel? Surely everyone has a different view, but that still doesn't make one more valid than the other. I know this is also a far-off possibility, but if you have any questions, don't be afraid to bring them up to rationalize a sequence of events.

I don't think she meant you.

Lol, and yea, I'm vaguely beginning to get that hint. xD

As for Belasko, he never fails to make me laugh. He just seems like a pent up ball of random anger, only appearing when theres an 'idiot' to squash.

wow just signed up to this site because I thought it was interesting. Administrator brow beating a user? Directed profanity and ad hom bs.. is this really what this site is about? pissing contests about who's magick is better or more accurate. Facepalm. I came to this site because I thought people could at least act like adults even if they weren't and because it looked well moderated.

they never seem to answer my phone calls. I guess they have call ID.

Originally Posted by Drak

Your all fools! I am a demon, and my current master is an idiot. If any of you know a dismissal spell I'd pay your weight in gold for it.

Mrs. Peel knows a really potent dismissal spell.


Edit: Haha! Looks like she used it too!

The first time was with my teacher a long time ago. He was a stickler for details and operated out of the Goetia. As experiences go, it was enough to make me want to experience more. A lot of the experiences I have witnessed were unsuccessful attempts or even disastrous attempts made by others who wanted me present for the ceremony. I have been called to banishings and so forth where total idiots called a demon and it got out of hand. Those are the worst. Usually it's because some moron thinks you can just command and control a being that can and will be an invisible force in your life without some sort of backlash. Do you actually think you can order around or even fool something that is as old as creation itself?

The cooperation you get out of it depends on how you call it and it's nature. The worst experience I had was calling one with a satanist as my assistant. He had shared an attempt to call a demon with me, which basically had only 'atmospheric' results, then when it was my turn to do a ceremony with him he panicked when the spirit showed itself and was feeding. He bolted and broke the circle when it rushed at the circle. There was no danger of it reaching us, that is - until he broke the circle and left me standing there with book and sword in hand. I do not know what expected to see prior to the experiment, but what he saw was too much for him. I could not believe a close friend would not only cause me to be endangered, but leave me to the danger as well. It is fortunate that the area I did this ceremony in was surrounded on all sides a by running water. I did not think it would stop at those boundaries, but it did. When the time was right again, I had to return there with another magus to summon it again and banish it away. It was a huge angry pain in the ass to deal with. I never did another ceremony with that satanist again. In fact, I never even discussed magic with him again.

Most experiences I have had have been positive, though as I have said before it's HOW you call them. They often reflect back that which you expect; so if you expect something terrible, it will be something terrible. If you are respectful, you may get some attitude still, but you will also get some respect. Everyone's veiws are different on this. This is the way it works best for me.

Man, some of these stories seemed fluffed up a bit.
Guess I go read some books instead? =.=

Originally Posted by Fortuna

You haven't figured out this is 80% a role playing forum? Twenty percent of the members are true occultists, the rest is up in the air.

95% role players.