Thread: How do I worship Satan Properly?

I know that I really love Satan a real lot. I do worship him telling him how much I love Him, Respect Him, how beautiful He is, and thank Him for the demons he has given me and the friends he has brought me. But then some times I think I treat him like a santa claus, and just praise him to ask him to do things for me, and I know thats not right, So being a new satanist I want to know how I'm suposed to really worship Him.

Thanks, Brad

Originally Posted by Brad_Elliot

I know that I really love Satan a real lot. I do worship him telling him how much I love Him, Respect Him, how beautiful He is, and thank Him for the demons he has given me and the friends he has brought me. But then some times I think I treat him like a santa claus, and just praise him to ask him to do things for me, and I know thats not right, So being a new satanist I want to know how I'm suposed to really worship Him.

Thanks, Brad

Have you seen him? He does not like Hostess Twinkles, only Funny Bones.

Originally Posted by ZeldaFitz

Have you seen him? He does not like Hostess Twinkles, only Funny Bones.

I'm looking for serious speritual satanists that believe that Satan is a real diety. Not jokers like you.

Here is a great instruction video for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smOal2eJ5TM

Originally Posted by Brad_Elliot

I'm looking for serious speritual satanists that believe that Satan is a real diety. Not jokers like you.

Oh I do beg your pardon, I am a Laveyan Satanist and we have a sense of humour. Satan does too.

Originally Posted by ZeldaFitz

Oh I do beg your pardon, I am a Laveyan Satanist and we have a sense of humour. Satan does too.

you are a gem Zelda. Can't believe no one ever told this guy Satan is Santa Claus. He's making a list, checking it twice, doesn't want to see you on your knees, stinking of ****.

Who are you telling to behave? I think you should get off the forums, go do a few calming breaths, and then rest.

you think Satan wants a follower a sheep...sure he does but only for the slaughter. you don't grovel to Satan you stand up and look into his eyes and know what is there face to face..no fear, Satan is a destination; become that which you desire. in the end there will be no difference, but a soldier of fortune ready to face anything.

he is a diety but so are you...

I feel the same zero. Perhaps when we're not on our knees, bowing down with our eyes facing the floor in servitude it would be possible to even get a glimpse of the burning bush.

I was looking for a reply from someone who is a serious real spiritual satanist but I guess this site is just for flakie phonies.